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Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..
That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha
Flap Lacker by Markael Bishnard December 15, 2011
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Flapjackery 

A term that describes any variety of homemade computer database application, especially when developed in Microsoft Access.
Run that guy through the Flapjackery and see if we've got anything on him.
Flapjackery by TaskForceMung March 16, 2008

Flapjacker 

When your masturbating and you flip your dick over and under in your hands , just like flipping a pancake.
Wow, Steve is a real flapjacker.
Flapjacker by MoonlightXxx July 22, 2021

Flapjacker 

1. A large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. A homosexual male who converts heterosexuals struggling with their sexual identity, into full blown homosexuals.
I just got reamed by a Flapjacker. Not only will I need my ass stitched back together, but I'll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.

FlapJacker 

1.One who has sweaty sexual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 fucking pounds!

2. Flapjack- a adj. replacing "gay".
Intercourse with "Don Vito" from VIVA LA BAM would be an act of flapjackerism.

2. You're so flapjack.
FlapJacker by r0gu3 July 2, 2006

Flapjacker 

A creepy, unregistered sex offender who sneaks into young, unsuspecting girls houses and engages them in sexual intercourse. This particular kind of intercourse involves pancakes, syrup, berries or any other kind of pancake topping.
Dude, I totally pulled a Flapjacker on my gf last night!
Flapjacker by Pancake Fluffer April 4, 2011
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murderhobo 

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