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Cash money Mo money
yo, you got any cabbage?
by flip Jan 13, 2003 share this
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1. Buds of marijuana.

2. A person's head. Similar in usage to dome, wig, or melon.
"Poppa twist cabbage on instinct." - Notorious B.I.G

"Pack a 4-matic to crack your whole cabbage." - Nas
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by Grumb Jan 6, 2009 share this
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Ghetto slang for a coronary artery bypass graft (CABG), a common surgery for those who have suffered a heart attack or have certain chronic cardiac defects.
Mike: "Ni'a I'm gonna blast my gat and it's gonna fuck you up so bad the ER doctors are gonna have to do a double-cabbage on yo' bitch ass."
Jamal: "Fool don't trip. My crew gonna run up on you so quick you could potentially suffer a myocardial infarction and I'll bust a cap so far up in yo' shit that it removing it is a surgical improbability and thus it could potentially result in chronic lead poisoning as the bullet gradually decomposes in yo' trick-ass body. BITCH!"
by Nick D Sep 1, 2004 share this
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To cabbage someone.
Usually a term used when trying to freak out a person who is tripping (inebriated on a psychotomimetic substance.)
I cabbed <name> out!
Dude, stop trying to cabbage me!
by ^MisterJingo^ Dec 18, 2003 share this
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A Person who is daft, absent minded, or a pinkboy. They have little to no capacity to think for themselves, and will often be found repeating the latest one-liners ad nauseum. Most of them believe that they think for themselves, and are creative creatures, but this has yet to be proven.
Boy #1:(Mimicking an episode of Family Guy) "Butt-scratchers!"

Manic laughter of crowd around boy #1

Boy #2: "Shit on My boots, You guys are a bunch of cabbages! I'm going to make like Morrison and choke on My own vomit(=leave)."
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by wax-paper peace-pipe boy Jul 1, 2009 share this
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money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
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by chasedadcaptainds Apr 3, 2008 share this
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(v).- The action of just lying around all day doing nothing. Often involves keeping refreshments near oneself.

I brought a pot of water with me into the TV room so I could just cabbage the rest of the day.
sloth lazy ass slacking off unmotivated burnout
by B_Rock Jan 13, 2006 share this
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