Discare 

A combination of dislike and don't care. A response to something totally irrelevant somebody says to you.

Jenny: On the weekend I went to my cottage, and I saw a moose, 2 beavers and a bear!!!

Johnny: I discare. Go away...

Discare by A terribly brilliant person September 11, 2010

Disaresta 

It's the will of the Gods

Ein: "This is the will of the Gods....Disaresta!"

Disaresta by Chyren September 10, 2006

discretion is the better part of valor 

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

discretion is the better part of valor by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

Discarnate coalition 

Anal raping

Cybele walked into the gay bar and got discarnate coalitioned

Discarnate coalition by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018

Discrete Math 

1) A game played by mathematicians where the goal is to describe simple occurrences in the most complicated, confusing way possible.

2) Math that is done with discretion.

1) For all X1 and all X2, such that X1 and X2 are elements of the set of all real numbers, X1=X2 implies that F(X1)=F(X2). In other words, if you put the same number into your function that you already put in you are unlikely to get a different result.

2) Jack did not believe the waitress when she told him that his martini came to $9.37 after tax so he did some discrete math under his coat to double check her.

Discrete Math by Dan000001 January 13, 2011

Anal Discrepancy 

Having a lack of compatibility or similarity when having anal sex with two or more people, animals, and or objects.

There was a large anal discrepancy between Jane and Phil.

When having sex with my farm animals I tend to have an anal discrepancy towards the chickens.

A computer input cord had an anal discrepancy with my MacBook Pro.

There is anal discrepancies between my my mother, aunt, and girlfriend.

Anal Discrepancy by TN/GC May 5, 2011

Discretti 

Discrete graffiti, generally higher brow and/or to the point

I noted a fine example of discretti in my hotel room today, "Crusaders suck Hurricanes Hairy Balls" (two sports teams) was scrawled on top of a door frame.

Discretti by DctrAJ May 29, 2019