The state of being a total and
complete bitch. It is an uncontrolable condition usually brought on by woking in a gas station with
the public everyday for hours on end in southeast texas. Side effects include fits of rage, anger, swearing, and an overall feeling of wanting to hurt random strangers.
Wendy: God, Amanda, these
customers must be incredibly idiotic today, they have you acting crotchity.
Amanda: I
swear to god I'm going to blow this mother f#@!ing place up and bust some people's knee caps. Oh, and Wendy, go f&#k yourself. Sorry, that's not me talking, it's the crotchitiness.