A label given to someone who is grumpy
or to someone who is in a bad mood.
He sure is crotchity this morning!
Acting old and bitter, kinda bitchy.
That old crotchity bitch just gave me the finger.
The state of being a total and complete bitch. It is an uncontrolable condition usually brought on by woking in a gas station with the public everyday for hours on end in southeast texas. Side effects include fits of rage, anger, swearing, and an overall feeling of wanting to hurt random strangers.
Wendy: God, Amanda, these customers must be incredibly idiotic today, they have you acting crotchity.
Amanda: I swear to god I'm going to blow this mother f#@!ing place up and bust some people's knee caps. Oh, and Wendy, go f&#k yourself. Sorry, that's not me talking, it's the crotchitiness.
The likeness of being a crotch.
"He's feeling a bit crotchity..."
A description given to a man when he looks to be genitally endowed simply by looking at him through some sort of clothing and not necessarily naked.
While Gocita and Joel were working out at the gym, Joel leaned over and whispered, "Girl, did you see that guy over there by the bench presses? He is crotchity for days! Loves it!"