See also charva
This variety of (allegedly) human beings mainly habitate streets in the North East of England
. Female charvers are recognised by their rock-solid fringes, loop earings large enough to be used as truck wheels, and the collection of scrunchies in their hair. The males are less distinctive, but can be differentiated from other breeds of human by the distinct lack of any common sense
. The common charver
hangs in herds of up to twenty, and can be easily tracked by following the clouds of cigarette
reaches motherhood age at approximately 13 years, and gives birth to usually one live young. The charver
will have many mates during it's lifetime
pastimes include smoking
, scaring old people
, and bullying
young people. In the absense of other species to bully, the charver
will turn on
it's own kind.
No, we can't go shopping today, the charvers are after me again.