Cootron 

Mechanical device for male masterbation. Robotic vagina. From the term electronic cooter, hence cootron.

He says he doesn't need a girlfriend as long as he's got his cootron.

Cootron by Bandar April 21, 2005

Contronym

A word which is defined as both itself and the opposite of itself.

E.G

“Because of their oversight, Russia was sanctioned by NATO”

Can mean that Russia was given approval (sanctioned) by NATO because of their vigilance (oversight)

Or that Russia was punished (sanctioned) by NATO because they egregiously overlooked something (oversight)

Words that can perform or imply two directly contradictory actions are called contronyms

1. I clipped (attached) on a bow tie after I got my hair clipped (detached, cut off) at the barber shop

2. The House Oversight Committee’s role is to perform oversight (strenuous watchdog duties) by ensuring that no oversights (mistakes, errors) are made in the government

3. I screened (blocked) the light from my eyes so I could see the movie that was being screened (shown)

4. I was the latest to rent (buy) the apartment that my landlord had been renting (selling, leasing) for five years now

Contronym by Alex-2598 March 23, 2021

Controngled 

To be in a state of sexual frustration

"He removed his shirt leaving me completely controngled"

"Their body is so controngling"

Controngled by Saltymaster14 March 12, 2017

coowrong 

doing somebody wrong, low down

What he did to her was coowrong.

coowrong by billy j January 11, 2008

cootons 

(pronounced like crouton) it's the hard crusties that can be found in a yeast infected vagina.

she doesn't look freshly showered...i bet she has cootons.

cootons by xthexjessx January 8, 2011

cotrone 

Loves Rice kricpy

you Should always offer cotrone a tasty food snack called a rice kricpy.

cotrone by Mark hand December 3, 2017

controninent

An undefined unite of measurement. It is up to the listener to define how large, long, or small the controninent is based on context of the topic.

My mother is currently three controninents away.
My goodness Jimmy, you sure did last a controninant linger than you usually do!

controninent by The Supreme Salt October 11, 2020