Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Cockmoney 

A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Guy1: Cockmoney just left.

Guy2: ...thank gaaawd!
Cockmoney by niteass February 4, 2010

cock bone 

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.
I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.
cock bone by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

Cockdoneblur

Cockdoneblur is when you send a blurry dickpic, Normally on accident.
Josh: Bro I accidentally sent a cockdoneblur to my girl.
Ben: Shit dude, thats unfortunate.
Cockdoneblur by Austi Boi July 1, 2020
commonly know as cock honest.
Is act in which one tells the truth about cock size.
For example
"To be Cockonest with bro I'm only about a 5 incher"
Cockonest by Cockonost May 8, 2014

Cockbonding 

A form of male friendship and mutual attraction based on each other’s cock. Can be either non-sexual or sexual. The non-sexual form can be based on admiration of the shape, size, or squirts of the other ‘s cock; the erotic form on mutual sexual activity, such as jerking off, cocksucking, or fucking.
Mark and Otis first experienced cockbonding on seeing each other’s hanging dick in the gym gang showers. They are now strongly cockbonded.
Cockbonding by Xaime May 28, 2019
A bone inside the penis i.e. something that's non existent or extremely hard to find.
It's probably easier to find the "cock-bone" than Osama alive
cock-bone by mariaras December 18, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
Load more