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Cockmoney
A guy who's got, or at least looks like he's got a fair amount of moneh, and does everything in his power to make people see this. Often wear expencive clothing and accessories, and has a rather douchie hairdo.
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Also this guy is quite the cock, or at least he act like one.
...hence the name "cockmoney"
Related Words
cock-bone • Cockbonnet • cockboxer • Cocaboner • Coccbone • cockbine • cockbond • Cockbonding • Cockdoneblur • Cockonest
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Cockdoneblur by Austi Boi July 1, 2020
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Cockbonding
A form of male friendship and mutual attraction based on each other’s cock. Can be either non-sexual or sexual. The non-sexual form can be based on admiration of the shape, size, or squirts of the other ‘s cock; the erotic form on mutual sexual activity, such as jerking off, cocksucking, or fucking.
Mark and Otis first experienced cockbonding on seeing each other’s hanging dick in the gym gang showers. They are now strongly cockbonded.
Cockbonding by Xaime May 28, 2019
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