147 definitions by jimmybomm
by jimmybomm May 21, 2020
A EMS professional new to EMS. They have a belt that has a few pagers, cell phone, flashlight, radio, scissors, glove pouch and a bunch of other stuff on it they probably will never use. They think that everyone is dying when truly only about 10% of patients really need a ambulance. They run into a house without any equipment then just stand there without asking any questions.
Guy 1: Hey check out matt running up to that house. Guy 2: I see him, he just tripped and fell and the news camera was filming him. What a junior coder!!
by jimmybomm April 23, 2020
When a guy blows his load in someones mouth causing their cheeks to fill up and puff out. Looks like a chipmunk with it's cheeks filled with food.
Guy 1: Man tonight I'm gonna give one of those hot girl's at the bar chipmunk cheeks. Guy 2: Good luck bro!
by jimmybomm July 22, 2020
by jimmybomm October 26, 2020
Guy 1: Hey bro check out that hot chick over there. I'm gonna tap that tonight. Guy 2: You might want to pick someone else. I heard she has a soupy pussy and the last guy who banged her said it felt like putting his crank in a warm glass of water. Guy 1: Thanks man for the info.
by jimmybomm August 8, 2021
This is someone who is being a drunken fool and shooting their mouth off. They are always looking for a fight when they have been drinking.
Man check out that guy over there starting shit with everyone in the bar. He's being a real cockshaft.
by jimmybomm June 15, 2020
The state of Michigan got whitmerized when governor Gretchen Whitmer used her executive order to close nonessential businesses. This was done in the wake of the covid 19 pandemic and it saved thousands of lives by either slowing or stopping the spread of this deadly virus.
When Michigan got whitmerized a lot of people were very upset. If they could work in the medical field they would understand how bad this virus is and see that she did the right thing.
by jimmybomm May 2, 2021