chaffinch 

an english bird that sings wonderful songs...like me~

person 1: did u see that chaffinch?
person 2: yea..it was great, i mean it voice n all
person:1 totally...

chaffinch by QTjacqeline May 2, 2005

Chaffinch 

1. To be considered largely irrelevant in a given situation

2. Describing Emelio Estevez in Mighty Ducks D1 and D2 but not D3.

1. Dude, you were totally chaffinch the other night at that party.

2. Waow, wasn't Emelio Estevez chaffinch as Gordon Bombay?

Chaffinch by BombayBadBoy July 27, 2012

chaffinch bath 

to wash your scrotum in sink

i have just enough time for a quick chaffinch bath before the wife arrives

chaffinch bath by few2020 February 18, 2020

Chaffin Head 

An abnormal condition where you're head swells up to the size of a watermelon.

"Dude, your head looks bigger today"
"I know bro, I've come down with a mean case of Chaffin head"

Chaffin Head by Big Pimpin Julius October 25, 2011

Chaffing 

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.

Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "

Chaffing by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010

a chaffin riff 

A guitar riff that sounds disturbingly simple and has little underlying meaning.

"Dang son, did you hear that Chaffin riff?"

"Yeah, it was just the E string over and over. Really original, just like the double gats!"

a chaffin riff by AWW SKEET SKEET June 11, 2006

Chaffing 

really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.

they spend their time fishing, in this chaffing big lake!

Chaffing by youwannaknowmyname?Tough March 11, 2011