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Chaffinch 

1. To be considered largely irrelevant in a given situation

2. Describing Emelio Estevez in Mighty Ducks D1 and D2 but not D3.
1. Dude, you were totally chaffinch the other night at that party.

2. Waow, wasn't Emelio Estevez chaffinch as Gordon Bombay?
Chaffinch by BombayBadBoy July 27, 2012

chaffinch bath 

to wash your scrotum in sink
i have just enough time for a quick chaffinch bath before the wife arrives
chaffinch bath by few2020 February 18, 2020

Chaffin Head 

An abnormal condition where you're head swells up to the size of a watermelon.
"Dude, your head looks bigger today"
"I know bro, I've come down with a mean case of Chaffin head"
Chaffin Head by Big Pimpin Julius October 25, 2011

Chaffing 

When your fart is really hot, and it hurts your cornhole.
Girl: " See you @ the movies tonight! "
Guy: " Maybe if I could walk to my car, drive my car, and walk from my car to theater I would. "
Girl: "Aw what's wrong?"
Guy: " I cannot stop chaffing :/ "
Girl: " :c Maybe some other time? "
Chaffing by Lo Vlesbians July 15, 2010

a chaffin riff 

A guitar riff that sounds disturbingly simple and has little underlying meaning.
"Dang son, did you hear that Chaffin riff?"

"Yeah, it was just the E string over and over. Really original, just like the double gats!"

Chaffing 

really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.
they spend their time fishing, in this chaffing big lake!
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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