Cackeyed 

Totally Drunk and wasted-- beyond the point of comprehension.

Damn dude, I got hella cackeyed last night.

Cackeyed by Alchemist14 January 5, 2011

cockeyed 

out of balance, needs straightening.

That picture is cockeyed.

cockeyed by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

Cockeyed Freak 

Cockeyed freak is a term usually used on a nigga that is cockeyed, and is stupid

Isreal: Is 2+2 5?
You: No! You cockeyed freak!!

Cockeyed Freak by Zombie234 July 18, 2019

Cackered

Being really energised, the opposite of knackered.

Johnathan was so full of energy, he was properly cackered.

Cackered by Tomadango August 29, 2019

Cockeyed 

When a male child is born without eyelids and the doctors use the left over skin from circumcision to make a set of eyelids.

Doctor: it's ok miss, we haven't circumcised him yet, we'll just use the extra skin to make him a set of eyelids.
Mother: You can't do that he'll be cockeyed.
Doctor: Well thats true, but just think of the foresight he'll have?

Cockeyed by winkelTossa January 2, 2019

Cockeyed 

When a woman is being violently slapped in the face with a cock and some of the penis gets in her eye causing her to close said eye and slightly open her mouth. This is best viewed in slow motion.

guy 1: I totally made that bitch cockeyed last night.
guy 2: Hear hear!! Brava!

Cockeyed by Ah cha cha chaaa November 15, 2009

crackeyed 

a person strung out on huffing propane

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed

crackeyed by chris April 21, 2004