Top Definition
An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.
Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"

Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"
by Zebrawolf55 February 24, 2011

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