chris's definitions

juke

a term used commonly in the Chicago area referring to Juke Music, or the type of dancing done to Juke Music, which is usually fast-passed azz movin.

"we was juke'n all night!"

by Chris May 22, 2004

lamb of god

Jesus Christ of Nazareth
The person Christians view as savior.

A kickass hardcore band formely known as burn the priest

The lamb of god is the best

by chris February 19, 2005

widget

In Mac OS X 10.4 and later, a HTML/Java/CSS based class of applications which runs on a separate desktop layer called the Dashboard. Dashboard is invoked by pressing F12 (default, can be changed in System Preferences) or by clicking on the Dashboard icon in the dock. They are meant to provide quick access to frequently used information, often live updated from the internet. For example, Apple includes a world clock, a flight tracker and a calculator, among others. Hundreds are available for download around the internet. See also Konfabulator, a similar system which predated the launch of OS X 10.4.

Don't bother with the fedex webpage, you can track that package with a widget instead.

Windows user: whoa, that's cool, how'd you do that?
Mac user: Those are dashboard widgets.
Windows user: Can I do that?
Mac User: No. Sucks to be you, doesn't it.
Windows user: I like typewriters.

by Chris September 3, 2005

underdog

To push someone on a swing whilst going under them.

Dad gave Chris an underdog!

by Chris June 13, 2004

flambosted

To be excessivly drunk

I went to the bars last night and got flambosted

by Chris November 18, 2002

childrens hospital

A place where kids go when they're sick.

Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital

by chris January 4, 2005

McCoy

(mick-coy)
def1. The real thing def2. The one and only

That one is the real McCoy.

by Chris October 22, 2003