chris's definitions

marmalise

Marmalise,

1. to unleash upon a person and completely and utterly destroy them into a pool of viscous orange bio-soup

2. In the event that a person, unintentionally and unfavourably falls into a vat or marmalade, thus becomeing marmalised.

1.

man1: I'm going to marmalise you because I don't like your head
man2: please don't marmalise me because you don't like my head!
man2: *marmalised*

2.

man: this railing looks very stout and hardy, I might put my full body weight on and....*splash*

by Chris February 27, 2005

fisheye

When you cum in a girl's eye, she winks because it stings. If you look at a live fish, it winks in the same manner.

I gave her the old fisheye and she bit my dick.

by Chris March 20, 2005

Crotch Fiddler

One who fiddles the crotch, a chronic masturbator. One who jerks off compulsively.

Chris is such a crotch fiddler, no wonder we never see him any more.

by Chris March 13, 2005

ashey

when your legs get all chalky white fromlack of moisture

use lotion to take care of this problem.

by chris January 17, 2005

Pennyroyal Tea

A song sung by Kurt Cobain, from the band Nirvana. It is about his feelings.
The track appeared on In Utero, and MTV Unplugged in New York.

Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea,
Distill the life that's inside of me

by Chris May 16, 2004

eigth

1/8th of an once, around 3.5 grams. Usualy used in the weighing out of drugs, weed or caine.

hey man can i get an 8th of chewy of you?

by Chris March 13, 2005

crass

punk band from the 70's in england. thought to be the originaters of anarchy in punk.

Oi! John is a fucking Crasshole!

by Chris September 16, 2004