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we need to talk

prelude to the end of a relationship, "we need to talk" allows someone to move into the reasons for the break-up before the shouting can begin.
We need to talk, David. You're an asshole and I think we should see other people. (It's best for both of us)
by Chris September 22, 2003
mugGet the we need to talkmug.

Da Bears

1. exceptional large ones, as in the female body part used to feed infants 2. exclamatory statement used to point out a female with __ in a crowd without the female knowing
Deriv. Chicago Bears football skit on SNL, Lat.
"Da bears, da bears, da bears, etc..."
Pl. "Wow, I can get lost in d'em bears!"
by Chris January 9, 2005
mugGet the Da Bearsmug.

tables

man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!
by Chris February 22, 2004
mugGet the tablesmug.

fudgepacking

Look, he's fudgepacking that guy!
by Chris December 15, 2002
mugGet the fudgepackingmug.

Texas

1.)The southernest of southern states. Where our nation's most clueless president was raised. They act like they are tough but the north kicked their sister-fucking asses in the civil war. They still claim that the confedaracy is still alive, and thier right. They are now members of the KKK and the GOP. Of course you can't be in one without the other. Also after they stole land from Mexico, they get mad at them for trying to make a decent living in the greatest country in the world by stopping imigration

2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.

3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born

4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
Texan: Don't mess with Texas.
Northerner: I belive we already have.
by Chris January 7, 2006
mugGet the Texasmug.

mpec

Basterdized synonym of no respect - usually used by itself, with one hand cupped over mouth, and one hand waving towards the ground.

Used to make fun of someone.
mpec! mmmmpec!

As in: "oh shit, did you see that nasty hoe that phat has been ice grillin?!"
by Chris December 21, 2004
mugGet the mpecmug.

up your kilt

slang Scottish toast or dedication like "cheers" or "down the hatch"
"Cheers yah southern poxxie"
"Up your kilt yah northern fairy"
by Chris March 20, 2005
mugGet the up your kiltmug.

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