chris's definitions

utada hikaru

A generally overrated J-pop (R&B) singer, who recently failed to break into United States mainstream pop music. Her lyrics are garbage, her voice is nothing remarkably original, she switches on and off from English and Japanese. She has some catchy songs, but it ends there. She unfortunately has the biggest-selling album in Japan's history. She is known here for singing the 'Kingdom Hearts' song.

Utada sucks, and so does Kingdom Hearts. Her name also sounds like the noise you make before you vomit.

by Chris March 15, 2005

Gonk

Any high tech device that should make your life easier, but, in effect, has the opposite effect

I would show you an .avi movie in this power point presentation, but I can't get the gonk to work.

by Chris May 5, 2005

fannybaws

derogatory glasgow word meaning stupid bastard, most commonly used at the end of a sentence

"shut yer hole fannybaws"

by chris January 7, 2005

rainman

ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhh ehhhhhhhhhhhh. (see eh eh eh)

rainman hits hit head.

by chris February 23, 2005

Horse

A name used to refer to the Manchester Utd number 10 Ruud Van Nistlerooy. A man with horse like features.

Van Nistlerooy is galloping forward like the horse that he is.

by chris January 12, 2005

quaint

Another word for sexy as hell

Emily is quaint............. :)

by Chris October 9, 2004

capping the whale

When mastrabating, it's when you cover the blowhole before you cum and keeping id there until you're finished. you can do this with just your hand, toliet paper........You get the idea

Right at the end of spanking the monkey, he capped the whale

by Chris December 18, 2004