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Bonitization 

The act of ridiculously rough sexual intercourse with an extremely hot woman. In verb form it is known as: to Bonitize
C1: hey dude ya know that chick lisa that we met at the beach the other day surfing?
C2: ya
C1: well dude she just texted me and told me that she wanted to bonitize me
C2: thats sick dude text her back and say lets
C1: dude I'm psyched for the bonitization tonight

Bonitization by Samuel I Patterson October 24, 2008
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bobbitization 

To remove the sexual organ of a male human
His wife got so angry after he cheated on her that she committed a bobbitization.
bobbitization by gigi q November 8, 2007

Bacon Bonification 

A sex act, usually done by a female, where the female first cooks the male some bacon in previously used lubrication and sperm, then sexually presents it to him within her vagina in a manner of arousing him.the men must first eat her out to obtain the prize. The female then allows the male to continue eating the bacon while having sex.
This method of sexitude came from a women first wanting something from a male, but he would not give in. The female then took two things he loved, fused them together, and gave it to him.
After giving a man a Bacon Bonification, most females will get what they want.
Girl 1: "I wish my boyfriend would give me a new iPod"

Girl 2: "I gave my boyfriend a Bacon Bonification and he gave me a new Car!"

Bonification

The process of juxtaposing one's boner to another, in a rather businesslike manner, to come to some sort of conclusion.
Juan had practiced bonification with Raul in many business deals, the winner being the person with the biggest boner.
Bonification by TherealBeau August 4, 2016

Bronitiation

You know how some frat houses require initiations? Well Bronitiation is that exact thing for the homies, in order to be a homie you must go through some sort of Bronitiation
1) We ask that you’ll join us in being one of the homies… but to ensure that you are a true G you have to go through the trials of Bronitiation 🥶
Bronitiation by Weeb.exe1 March 23, 2022

Bronitiation

Your first experience, or your initiation of broin' it up.
I had my bronitiation at the party last night where we listened to Jack Johnson and drank Natty Ice.
Bronitiation by Albert Brostein August 3, 2007

Bonification Process

The process of a penis transforming from "soft" to "hard".
I'm about to get all up in that as soon as the bonification process has completed.
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