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1.
Kenny Reyes.
Grand Champion, finalist, 1337.
Should we go to Winner's? Oh wait, I mean Kenny's house.
by nowah November 08, 2004
 
2.
Used as a sarcastic way of saying "loser". Usually directed to a person who attempts to be too cool for everyone else, while in reality being generally disliked and disrespected
"Wow, look at that winner, acting like he is too good for everyone here. He has no idea."
by Dimitri July 02, 2004
 
3.
Charlie Sheen
Unlike those losers at Warner Bros or CBS, Charlie Sheen is a Winner.
by tedhollister March 10, 2011
 
4.
Retard AKA Wintard. Derived from a Special needs department called W.I.N which stands for Warriner Inclusion Network in "The Warriner school" Bloxham, Oxfordshire, England.
Bobby:Oi come on Xbox!

Lawrence:No im doing homework!

Bobby:AHHH YOU WINNER
by Danielle Hayward October 30, 2011
 
5.
Someone who is considered the biggest douchebag and thinks he's top shit even though he's just too full of himself.
Boy, Beth sure is dating a winner! I heard he took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt!
by B-To-The-Rady April 24, 2011
 
6.
A loser who sucks at losing.
dont confuse winner with wiener.
by p Zeratul q August 20, 2008
 
7.
Someone the Loser hates
Dude I'm a winner and second place is hating.
by Tycoon May 14, 2012