Top definition
Kenny Reyes.
Grand Champion, finalist, 1337.
Should we go to Winner's? Oh wait, I mean Kenny's house.
by nowah November 08, 2004
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
2
Used as a sarcastic way of saying "loser". Usually directed to a person who attempts to be too cool for everyone else, while in reality being generally disliked and disrespected
"Wow, look at that winner, acting like he is too good for everyone here. He has no idea."
by Dimitri July 02, 2004
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
3
Unlike those losers at Warner Bros or CBS, Charlie Sheen is a Winner.
by tedhollister March 10, 2011
Mug icon

Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

Buy the plush
4
Someone who is considered the biggest douchebag and thinks he's top shit even though he's just too full of himself.
Boy, Beth sure is dating a winner! I heard he took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt!
by B-To-The-Rady April 24, 2011
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
6
A loser who sucks at losing.
dont confuse winner with wiener.
by p Zeratul q August 20, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
7
a promising or successful person or thing
This guy looks like a real winner.
by The Return of Light Joker August 31, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug