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Beeech is a word with multiple definitions.
It can be used to greet good friends or family.
To be shouted out a car window at by standers or a friend.
It's a word used by mostly Juggalos in the Juggalo clique around the north side of Spokane, Wa.
Paul: "Hey whuddup, BEEECH!"
Brett: "Not much hommie what's good, BEEECH!"

Nick: "I like to go swimming at the, BEEECH!!!"
Brandon: "You mark ass beeech!"
Beeech by Chalgamolian Chalmpa July 20, 2009
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beesechurger 

dude what the fuck

John: Hey want a beesechurger?

Joe: Did you just fucking say beesechurger?

John: Autocorrect hate it.

Joe: Why the fuck would beeesechurger be in autocorrect?

John: ... I don't know.
fucking beesechurger

beesechurger 

A glitch in the Matrix.
Carl: Beesechurger
Everyone fucking dies
beesechurger by 🤶🏿 March 18, 2018

Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH 

Koichis stand telling koichi that it’s time to kill a thot
Ok master let’s kill da hoe BEETCH

beesechurger 

The most succulent fruit of nature

capable of making the consumer invincible at the cost of being more at risk of catching the big gay
WELCOM TO MACDAWNALDS DO YOU WANT A PHUCKING BEESECHURGER?
p-please.. I just want to see my wife again...
CHINKIN NUNGET!
*1 beesechurger was added to your inventory*
1. Beg somebody: To ask earnestly or beg somebody to do something.

2. Beg for something: To ask urgently for something.

It's pretty much the same as implore.
1. I beseech you to think again.
2. Beseeching their aid.
Beseech by Jafje April 15, 2007

Beechote 

Pronounced:(Bee-Ch-Oh-tay)

1. Is the Mexican slang for a fellow friend or Dumbass.
2. A Beechote usually stays over at a friends house after school raiding their refrigerator, or forcefully coercing that friend's mother to order pizza.
3. Beechotes are competitive at times, and only the greatest, or greater Beechote can be claimed Dumbass of the year. For accomplishing a feat say; nearly losing all the skin on one's knees while mindlessly frolicking about, getting into it with a Native American's girlfriend and being hunted like a wild buffalo, creating a repulsive stench-bearing pineapple bomb out of rotting milk, bad boiled eggs, and left-over lunch.
4. When confronting a Beechote think it best not to tempt the Beechote, use your peripherals in order to avoid contact. As they might ask you to the movies several times, even though you've declined several times.
5. Beechotes favor movies like The Terminator, Predator, Zoolander, or A Night at the Roxbury.
6. A Beechote could also be known as a term that could explain a Raging Nerd, one that plays solely for their own ranking in online gaming. In which case, survives and relies heavily on P'zones or other Pizza Hut-related products.
Mikey: "You guys want to see something totally so tight?!"
Felipe: "Sure."
Ricardo: "Oh, okay."

(Mikey throws a full chocolate milk carton into the air, and as it crashes the ground, sprays over all of his friend's backpacks)

Felipe: "What a Beechote. I'm gonna go home and play with my twanger."
Beechote by bugstar00 August 5, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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