4 definitions by burnt waffle headass

The most succulent fruit of nature

capable of making the consumer invincible at the cost of being more at risk of catching the big gay
WELCOM TO MACDAWNALDS DO YOU WANT A PHUCKING BEESECHURGER?
p-please.. I just want to see my wife again...
CHINKIN NUNGET!
*1 beesechurger was added to your inventory*
by burnt waffle headass December 6, 2018
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perhaps one of the most joked about tragedy (see the holocaust for similar results) and every time it tends to be funny as fuck for reasons we are unsure of.
me: *watching a meme compilation*
* a clip of a plane flying into the twin towers on the date of 9/11 2001 plays*
hey watch yo jet bro... WATCH YO JET!
*EXPLOSION*
by burnt waffle headass December 6, 2018
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a sad, stupid, virgin, college dropout who plays fortnite and watches anime all fucken day like a retard in his mom's basement.
by burnt waffle headass December 6, 2018
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Perhaps the most toxic tryhards in all of existence

they have no functioning head hitbox and are capable of having the hostage outside and secured and the entire enemy team aced in less than 4 seconds of the round starting and they tend to enjoy blasting running in the 90's into the microphone at max volume for maximum speed

(they also tend to be the Jager mains who can kill your whole team off of the spawn)
Ash mains :I AM SPEEEEEEEED!
rook: oh god oh fuck!
by burnt waffle headass December 6, 2018
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