Circushead's definitions

YouTard

Someone who posts a meaningless video on YouTube.

I'm sending you a link to a 28 second clip I found on YouTube, posted by a YouTard, which has no apparent purpose other than to take up space.

by circushead December 31, 2006

cripsy crunch

A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.

Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.

by circushead September 29, 2006

Patrickcide

The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.

Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.

by circushead January 16, 2007

gasper

Slang for a cigarette.

Bertie asked Jeeves for a gasper, and the latter obliged him.

by circushead August 4, 2006

homeophobe

Someone who suffers from an irrational fear of going home early.

I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.

by circushead July 25, 2006

portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

jilt guilt

The guilt you feel after leaving somebody at the altar.

It is unknown whether Julia Roberts experienced any jilt guilt after leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar, or the body shop, or wherever they were going to tie the knot.

by circushead August 18, 2006