Circushead's definitions

pimpstorical

An adjective used to describe someone of historical significance for whom big pimping was a way of life.

I stayed home and watched a pimpstorical documentary about Julius Caesar on PBS last night.

by Circushead January 12, 2008

jerkwaddle

A complete and utter idiot.

Some jerkwaddle stole my Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet cassette tape.

by circushead June 23, 2006

Patrickcide

The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.

Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.

by circushead January 16, 2007

homeophobe

Someone who suffers from an irrational fear of going home early.

I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.

by circushead July 25, 2006

gasper

Slang for a cigarette.

Bertie asked Jeeves for a gasper, and the latter obliged him.

by circushead August 4, 2006

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 10, 2007

portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

by Circushead July 4, 2006