Circushead's definitions

Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.

Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.

by Circushead June 28, 2006

theologicalexistentialatheist

A person who believes that, while there is intelligent life that guides the universe, it does not reside in New Jersey. Coined by Woody Allen in the script of his movie, 'Sleeper'.

He defined himself as a theologicalexistentialatheist, but his Newark relatives were not impressed.

by circushead March 4, 2008

weightress

An overweight waitress.

The weightress recommended the Coney Island Fries, and who was I to disagree?

by Circushead July 14, 2006

adhole

Someone who works in the advertising business.

Who's the adhole who came up with that commercial featuring the duck who knows only one word?

by circushead August 4, 2006

waifress

An underweight waitress.

I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.

by Circushead July 14, 2006

highdea

An idea or insight a person has when they are high. For the duration of being high, it is a truly profound, original, and useful idea, but turns out the next day to make no sense, or be of any use whatsover.

Jimbo had an highdea last night that he was sure would make him a multi-millionalre. The next morning, however, he realized that no one would be interested in purchasing live ducks to wear as headwear.

by circushead June 23, 2006

turdbot

A robot made entirely of dung.

My turdbot can play the kazoo, and it's 100% biodegradable.

by Circushead July 10, 2006