Circushead's definitions

adhole

Someone who works in the advertising business.

Who's the adhole who came up with that commercial featuring the duck who knows only one word?

by circushead August 4, 2006

bogart

Something that purports to be art but is not.
(bogus + art =bogart)

That hack who sculpted Jesus out of chocolate at Easter time was looking for fame, but all he did was create yet another piece of bogart.

by circushead June 3, 2007

waifress

An underweight waitress.

I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.

by Circushead July 14, 2006

jerkwaddle

A complete and utter idiot.

Some jerkwaddle stole my Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet cassette tape.

by circushead June 23, 2006

pimpstorical

An adjective used to describe someone of historical significance for whom big pimping was a way of life.

I stayed home and watched a pimpstorical documentary about Julius Caesar on PBS last night.

by Circushead January 12, 2008

portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

jilt guilt

The guilt you feel after leaving somebody at the altar.

It is unknown whether Julia Roberts experienced any jilt guilt after leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar, or the body shop, or wherever they were going to tie the knot.

by circushead August 18, 2006