Circushead's definitions

Jeff Samardzija

Serbian-American football and baseball standout at the University of Notre Dame who happens to look like both Howard Stern and Andy Samberg.

Jeff Samardzija is both a professional football and a professional baseball prospect, and in fact the Chicago Cubs have signed him to a professional contract.

by circushead January 12, 2007

Patrickcide

The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.

Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.

by circushead January 16, 2007

sole searching

The act of looking at the bottom of your footwear to examine it for dog feces, gum or other sticky garbage.

After walking through the park where people often walk their dogs, I felt the need to do some sole searching.

by circushead January 27, 2007

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 10, 2007

bogart

Something that purports to be art but is not.
(bogus + art =bogart)

That hack who sculpted Jesus out of chocolate at Easter time was looking for fame, but all he did was create yet another piece of bogart.

by circushead June 3, 2007

obamaversion

An aversion to Barack Obama.

His obamaversion led him to vote Clinton.

by circushead February 27, 2008

theologicalexistentialatheist

A person who believes that, while there is intelligent life that guides the universe, it does not reside in New Jersey. Coined by Woody Allen in the script of his movie, 'Sleeper'.

He defined himself as a theologicalexistentialatheist, but his Newark relatives were not impressed.

by circushead March 4, 2008