Circushead's definitions

bogart

Something that purports to be art but is not.
(bogus + art =bogart)

That hack who sculpted Jesus out of chocolate at Easter time was looking for fame, but all he did was create yet another piece of bogart.

by circushead June 3, 2007

jerkwaddle

A complete and utter idiot.

Some jerkwaddle stole my Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet cassette tape.

by circushead June 23, 2006

gasper

Slang for a cigarette.

Bertie asked Jeeves for a gasper, and the latter obliged him.

by circushead August 4, 2006

Patrickcide

The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.

Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.

by circushead January 16, 2007

homeophobe

Someone who suffers from an irrational fear of going home early.

I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.

by circushead July 25, 2006

budweiler

What happens when you breed the world's greatest beer with the world's toughest dog.

Budweiler, if it existed, would be a marketing marriage made in hell.

by Circushead July 7, 2006

portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

by Circushead July 4, 2006