Circushead's definitions

gasper

Slang for a cigarette.

Bertie asked Jeeves for a gasper, and the latter obliged him.

by circushead August 4, 2006

dialapse

The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.

"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"

by circushead March 19, 2008

budweiler

What happens when you breed the world's greatest beer with the world's toughest dog.

Budweiler, if it existed, would be a marketing marriage made in hell.

by Circushead July 7, 2006

homeophobe

Someone who suffers from an irrational fear of going home early.

I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.

by circushead July 25, 2006

jilt guilt

The guilt you feel after leaving somebody at the altar.

It is unknown whether Julia Roberts experienced any jilt guilt after leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar, or the body shop, or wherever they were going to tie the knot.

by circushead August 18, 2006

portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.

Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.

by Circushead July 4, 2006

highdea

An idea or insight a person has when they are high. For the duration of being high, it is a truly profound, original, and useful idea, but turns out the next day to make no sense, or be of any use whatsover.

Jimbo had an highdea last night that he was sure would make him a multi-millionalre. The next morning, however, he realized that no one would be interested in purchasing live ducks to wear as headwear.

by circushead June 23, 2006