Circushead's definitions

adhole

Someone who works in the advertising business.

Who's the adhole who came up with that commercial featuring the duck who knows only one word?

by circushead August 4, 2006

butt cruise

Walking around looking for discarded cigarette and cigar ends that can still be lit and smoked.

I saw an ill-dressed man walking with his eyes cast down, occasionally stooping to examine and pick up a length of discarded cigarette, and I knew the man was on a butt cruise.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

budweiler

What happens when you breed the world's greatest beer with the world's toughest dog.

Budweiler, if it existed, would be a marketing marriage made in hell.

by Circushead July 7, 2006

wrongdezvous

A completely ill advised meeting.

I met her in a bar on Kent street, a fitting dump of a place for our illicit wrongdezvous.

by circushead August 27, 2006

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 10, 2007

dialapse

The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.

"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"

by circushead March 19, 2008

sole searching

The act of looking at the bottom of your footwear to examine it for dog feces, gum or other sticky garbage.

After walking through the park where people often walk their dogs, I felt the need to do some sole searching.

by circushead January 27, 2007