Some guy, usually at work, who's always providing information that you don't really want. Often, he prefaces it by saying, or writing, 'FYI'.
Ted: FYI, I'm just gonna go take a dump. But after I finish up in there, I'll be back.
Me: Thanks a lot, FYI Guy.
The guilt you feel after leaving somebody at the altar.
It is unknown whether Julia Roberts experienced any jilt guilt after leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar, or the body shop, or wherever they were going to tie the knot.
The act of looking at the bottom of your footwear to examine it for dog feces, gum or other sticky garbage.
After walking through the park where people often walk their dogs, I felt the need to do some sole searching.
To have a really good time. The reference is to late dwarf actor Billy Barty, the 3'9" man who, despite his diminutive stature, was renowned for his long showbiz career and effervescent character.
When my exams are over, I'm going to party like Barty.
An adjective used to describe someone of historical significance for whom big pimping was a way of life.
I stayed home and watched a pimpstorical documentary about Julius Caesar on PBS last night.
A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.
Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.
An underweight waitress.
I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.