pimpstorical

An adjective used to describe someone of historical significance for whom big pimping was a way of life.

I stayed home and watched a pimpstorical documentary about Julius Caesar on PBS last night.

by Circushead January 03, 2008

waifress

An underweight waitress.

I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.

by Circushead July 14, 2006

PK'd

Getting severely reprimanded for poor performance at work.

He was up for review, and was sure that a big raise 'n praise was in order. Instead, he got PK'd.

by circushead June 23, 2006

YouTard

Someone who posts a meaningless video on YouTube.

I'm sending you a link to a 28 second clip I found on YouTube, posted by a YouTard, which has no apparent purpose other than to take up space.

by circushead December 21, 2006

geezer squeezer

A girl who only goes out with old guys.

Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.

by circushead March 08, 2007

glowjob

Oral sex from a radioactive person.

If I went to Chernobyl and got a <hummer>, no doubt it would probably turn out to be my first glowjob.

by Circushead June 27, 2006

adhole

Someone who works in the advertising business.

Who's the adhole who came up with that commercial featuring the duck who knows only one word?

by circushead August 04, 2006