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45 definitions by Circushead

 
15.
Some guy, usually at work, who's always providing information that you don't really want. Often, he prefaces it by saying, or writing, 'FYI'.
Ted: FYI, I'm just gonna go take a dump. But after I finish up in there, I'll be back.

Me: Thanks a lot, FYI Guy.
by Circushead June 28, 2006
 
16.
The guilt you feel after leaving somebody at the altar.
It is unknown whether Julia Roberts experienced any jilt guilt after leaving Kiefer Sutherland at the altar, or the body shop, or wherever they were going to tie the knot.
by circushead August 18, 2006
 
17.
The act of looking at the bottom of your footwear to examine it for dog feces, gum or other sticky garbage.
After walking through the park where people often walk their dogs, I felt the need to do some sole searching.
by circushead January 23, 2007
 
18.
To have a really good time. The reference is to late dwarf actor Billy Barty, the 3'9" man who, despite his diminutive stature, was renowned for his long showbiz career and effervescent character.
When my exams are over, I'm going to party like Barty.
by circushead August 04, 2006
 
19.
An adjective used to describe someone of historical significance for whom big pimping was a way of life.
I stayed home and watched a pimpstorical documentary about Julius Caesar on PBS last night.
by Circushead January 03, 2008
 
20.
A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.
Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.
by circushead September 27, 2006
 
21.
An underweight waitress.
I left the waifress a tip, but I should have left her a cheeseburger.
by Circushead July 14, 2006