45 definitions by Circushead

Someone who farts a lot.
Some noisebottom made life very unpleasant for everyone on the subway this afternoon.
by Circushead July 04, 2006
Someone who suffers from an irrational fear of going home early.
I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.
by circushead July 25, 2006
The act of calling someone on the phone, but by the time they answer, being unable to remember who they are, or why you were calling them in the first place.
"I'm sorry, I'm experiencing a dialapse, this is <state your name>, could you please tell me who you are, and what business I might have with you?"
by circushead March 13, 2008
A completely ill advised meeting.
I met her in a bar on Kent street, a fitting dump of a place for our illicit wrongdezvous.
by circushead August 27, 2006
An overweight waitress.
The weightress recommended the Coney Island Fries, and who was I to disagree?
by Circushead July 14, 2006
A glowing performance review at work which includes a generous monetary raise.
His marriage went to pot, and he lost contact with all his friends, but at least Jeff's total dedication to a job he hated earned him a raise 'n praise.
by circushead June 23, 2006
A complete and utter idiot.
Some jerkwaddle stole my Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet cassette tape.
by circushead June 23, 2006
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