The world's most expensive table dancer.
Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.
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An aversion to Barack Obama.
His obamaversion led him to vote Clinton.
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Getting severely reprimanded for poor performance at work.
He was up for review, and was sure that a big raise 'n praise was in order. Instead, he got PK'd.
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Performing an action which makes an already doomed situation even worse.
Nigel: So then I let her in on the fact that I have a collection of all the vintage Star Wars action figures, in their original packaging no less.
Charlie: Man, she already thought you were a loser, by telling her that you were just bombing the Titanic.
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A couple who are terrible together.
Chad and Jen are a gruesome twosome alright. Inseperable, and insufferable.
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A girl who only goes out with old guys.
Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.
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Any public transit vehicle. The name is derived from American presidential election loser turned environment activist, the tubby genius Al Gore.
I was late today because I took the Goremobile and it broke down.
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