Circushead's definitions

Jeff Samardzija

Serbian-American football and baseball standout at the University of Notre Dame who happens to look like both Howard Stern and Andy Samberg.

Jeff Samardzija is both a professional football and a professional baseball prospect, and in fact the Chicago Cubs have signed him to a professional contract.

by circushead January 12, 2007

listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

Christploitation

How a misguided person might describe a beautiful cinematic depiction of the passion and death of our Lord Jesus Christ, which got two thumbs up from Ebert and Roper, not to mention one thumb up from the late Pope John Paul II.

Not surprisingly, the knee-jerk Catholic hater termed Mel Gibson's fine film 'Christploitation'.

by Circushead June 28, 2006

butt cruise

Walking around looking for discarded cigarette and cigar ends that can still be lit and smoked.

I saw an ill-dressed man walking with his eyes cast down, occasionally stooping to examine and pick up a length of discarded cigarette, and I knew the man was on a butt cruise.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

the gypping point

The precise moment at which you realize something is a total ripoff.

The gypping point, for me, arrived shortly after the opening credits.

by circushead July 25, 2006

theologicalexistentialatheist

A person who believes that, while there is intelligent life that guides the universe, it does not reside in New Jersey. Coined by Woody Allen in the script of his movie, 'Sleeper'.

He defined himself as a theologicalexistentialatheist, but his Newark relatives were not impressed.

by circushead March 4, 2008

pimpstorical

An adjective used to describe someone of historical significance for whom big pimping was a way of life.

I stayed home and watched a pimpstorical documentary about Julius Caesar on PBS last night.

by Circushead January 12, 2008