Circushead's definitions

weightress

An overweight waitress.

The weightress recommended the Coney Island Fries, and who was I to disagree?

by Circushead July 14, 2006

adhole

Someone who works in the advertising business.

Who's the adhole who came up with that commercial featuring the duck who knows only one word?

by circushead August 4, 2006

listerine coffee

The heavy dose of Listerine that some hapless drunks must indulge before going to work in order to cover up the distillery odour they carry from drinking all night.

Poor Patrick thought his Listerine coffee would cover up his showing up to work plastered at 9:45 a.m., but his listlessness and red eyes gave him away.

by Circushead July 10, 2006

homeophobe

Someone who suffers from an irrational fear of going home early.

I was bored and just wanted to go home, but it was only nine thirty, and being a classic homeophobe, I couldn't.

by circushead July 25, 2006

Patrickcide

The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.

Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.

by circushead January 16, 2007

gasper

Slang for a cigarette.

Bertie asked Jeeves for a gasper, and the latter obliged him.

by circushead August 4, 2006

party like Barty

To have a really good time. The reference is to late dwarf actor Billy Barty, the 3'9" man who, despite his diminutive stature, was renowned for his long showbiz career and effervescent character.

When my exams are over, I'm going to party like Barty.

by circushead August 4, 2006