The world's most expensive table dancer.
Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.
An aversion to Barack Obama.
His obamaversion led him to vote Clinton.
Getting severely reprimanded for poor performance at work.
He was up for review, and was sure that a big raise 'n praise was in order. Instead, he got PK'd.
Performing an action which makes an already doomed situation even worse.
Nigel: So then I let her in on the fact that I have a collection of all the vintage Star Wars action figures, in their original packaging no less.
Charlie: Man, she already thought you were a loser, by telling her that you were just bombing the Titanic.
A girl who only goes out with old guys.
Sheila is a well-known geezer squeezer, who has provided many an enjoyable night for some of her fortysomething divorced male acquaintances.
A couple who are terrible together.
Chad and Jen are a gruesome twosome alright. Inseperable, and insufferable.
Any public transit vehicle. The name is derived from American presidential election loser turned environment activist, the tubby genius Al Gore.
I was late today because I took the Goremobile and it broke down.