Definitions by Circushead

sole searching 

The act of looking at the bottom of your footwear to examine it for dog feces, gum or other sticky garbage.

After walking through the park where people often walk their dogs, I felt the need to do some sole searching.

sole searching by circushead January 27, 2007

Patrickcide 

The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.

Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.

Patrickcide by circushead January 16, 2007

Jeff Samardzija 

Serbian-American football and baseball standout at the University of Notre Dame who happens to look like both Howard Stern and Andy Samberg.

Jeff Samardzija is both a professional football and a professional baseball prospect, and in fact the Chicago Cubs have signed him to a professional contract.

Jeff Samardzija by circushead January 12, 2007

YouTard 

Someone who posts a meaningless video on YouTube.

I'm sending you a link to a 28 second clip I found on YouTube, posted by a YouTard, which has no apparent purpose other than to take up space.

YouTard by circushead December 31, 2006

shania twain 

The world's most expensive table dancer.

Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.

shania twain by circushead December 20, 2006

cripsy crunch 

A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.

Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.

cripsy crunch by circushead September 29, 2006

wrongdezvous 

A completely ill advised meeting.

I met her in a bar on Kent street, a fitting dump of a place for our illicit wrongdezvous.

wrongdezvous by circushead August 27, 2006