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Patrickcide

The act of performing so badly at work that you are virtually ensuring your own dismissal, named for a guy called Patrick.
Tad committed Patrickcide by failing to show up at work less than 50 minutes late for 17 consecutive days, being drunk most of the time, and telling everyone who he'd fire if he were the boss.
by circushead January 16, 2007
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cripsy crunch

A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.
Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.
by circushead September 29, 2006
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YouTard

Someone who posts a meaningless video on YouTube.
I'm sending you a link to a 28 second clip I found on YouTube, posted by a YouTard, which has no apparent purpose other than to take up space.
by circushead December 31, 2006
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gruesome twosome

Chad and Jen are a gruesome twosome alright. Inseperable, and insufferable.
by Circushead June 29, 2006
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shania twain

The world's most expensive table dancer.
Shania Twain sure got a lot of money to lip sync and change outfits fourteen times in ninety minutes.
by circushead December 20, 2006
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sole searching

The act of looking at the bottom of your footwear to examine it for dog feces, gum or other sticky garbage.
After walking through the park where people often walk their dogs, I felt the need to do some sole searching.
by circushead January 27, 2007
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bombing the Titanic

Performing an action which makes an already doomed situation even worse.
Nigel: So then I let her in on the fact that I have a collection of all the vintage Star Wars action figures, in their original packaging no less.

Charlie: Man, she already thought you were a loser, by telling her that you were just bombing the Titanic.
by Circushead July 11, 2006
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