divorced

The best thing that could possibly happen to a married man, a blessing in disguise. It tends to be rather painful and expensive, but worth it in the end.

Example 1) I caught that fuckin tramp Laura cheating on me again. My lawyer says I should be divorced from that skanky slut in about 12 months.

Example 2) Bob and I are getting divorced. I'm going to assrape him so bad in court. His wallet will never be the same!

Example 3) Hi, I'm Laura, nice to meet you. I've only been married and divorced three times, my three kids all have different dads.

Example 4} I've had enough pain and suffering, I'm getting divorced.

by Floss 69 January 22, 2006

divorced

Someone who is divorced from their former husband or wife has separated from them and is no longer legally married to them.

He is divorced from Roxy's mother, Julia, but they live nearby

by Seif Hosam May 11, 2020

divorce

Something that only an idiot can have more than once.

"You had another divorce!"

by You wouldnt care about my name December 29, 2017

Divorce

From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Have you heard of the new divorced Barbie doll? - She comes with all of Ken's stuff

by El Pelon Adrian February 20, 2010

divorce

the legal ending of a marriage

The reason why divorce is so expensive is because it's worth it.

by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Divorce

A legal ending to a marriage usually caused by fighting cheating or abuse

Lydia : Im sure gonna miss you Chad you should come and visit me at college sometime! (wink)
Chad : Yeah I may just have to do that then I can fuck you and all your hot little friends! (wink)
Lydia : Oh baby Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : I WANT A DIVORCE!
Chad : Yeah right we are not getting a Divorce I didn't do anything wrong!
Chad's Wife : REALLY! You stick your dick in everything but me and now you think you can do it in front of me!
Chad : FINE Pack your shit and get out of my house!
Chad's Wife : Your house I pay all the bills im a lawyer and your a fucking Big Lot's manager!
Chad : So I still help pay the bills BITCH!
Chad's Wife : You do not you spend all your money on women so you can fuck them!
Chad : FINE Keep the house i'll move in with Lydia were a couple now!
Lydia : Uh your not moving in my college dorm and we are not a couple your my brother!
Chad : Step Brother bitch and keep the fuck away you caused a me and my wife to get a Divorce!
Chad's Wife : No CHAD you caused this Divorce now GET THE FUCK OUT!
Chad : FUCK YOU FUCK YOU BOTH!

by SlopNChop December 3, 2018

Divorce

The future tense of marriage

A: im getting a divorce

B: I told you

by kim jong grammar August 10, 2017