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The best thing that could possibly happen to a married man, a blessing in disguise. It tends to be rather painful and expensive, but worth it in the end.
Example 1) I caught that fuckin tramp Laura cheating on me again. My lawyer says I should be divorced from that skanky slut in about 12 months.

Example 2) Bob and I are getting divorced. I'm going to assrape him so bad in court. His wallet will never be the same!

Example 3) Hi, I'm Laura, nice to meet you. I've only been married and divorced three times, my three kids all have different dads.

Example 4} I've had enough pain and suffering, I'm getting divorced.
by Floss 69 January 22, 2006

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