Review (ri-'vyü): Noun.
1.) A critical evaluation (as of a book or play)
2.) A retrospective view or survey (as of one's life)
3.) An ego-booster/deflator for aspiring writers on Fan fiction.net and other fan fiction websites; often said ‘writers’ will beg on hands and knees for reviews and stoop to bribery for reviews.
I’ll give you a virtual ten-million dollars in you PLEASE review!