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hummuscide
Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."
Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"
Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"
Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
hummuscide by connorsji January 18, 2010
Swedishly raped
Consensual sex that starts out with a condom but ends up without one, ergo, the sex was not consensual. (Apparently having consensual sex in Sweden without a condom is punishable by a term of imprisonment of a minimum of two years for rape.)
unicorn: "um, you're so wet and tight i think the condom might come off while we're sexing each other."
pterodactyl: "it's ok if it does. let's keep fucking :)"
unicorn: "ok"
pterodactyl: "BAWK, RAPE"
international swat team: "Ah ha, we've got you red handed. Arrested for Swedishly raping this sweet innocent pterodactyl. No more wikileaks for you."
pterodactyl: "Good thing there were five of us in the room. That would have been more awkward then getting Swedishly raped!"
pterodactyl: "it's ok if it does. let's keep fucking :)"
unicorn: "ok"
pterodactyl: "BAWK, RAPE"
international swat team: "Ah ha, we've got you red handed. Arrested for Swedishly raping this sweet innocent pterodactyl. No more wikileaks for you."
pterodactyl: "Good thing there were five of us in the room. That would have been more awkward then getting Swedishly raped!"
Swedishly raped by MurpBawker December 8, 2010