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Toyota Tundra 

Greatest full size truck in the American market that combines stunning looks with brute power. Made in THE USA BY AMERICANS, 75% domestic parts making it one of the most American vehicles on the road. Powerful 5.7 V8 can tow nearly 12,000 pounds but can also tow the Endeavour space shuttle if it wants to, (which it did) and it's a Toyota, 20 years from now, it will still be running perfectly and will hold it's value while the Fords, Dodges and Chevies are rusted out on cinder blocks and are on sale for $5.
Bobbymuricajoebillyraycletus Jr. Sr.- Hey Tyrone, my lifted Chevy is stuck, can you help me out?

Tyrone- I be pullin dat shit e-z wid mah Toyota Tundra nigga, can also pull yo sistahs f-150 and yo cuz's ram, all at once.

Bobbymuricajoebillyraycletus Jr. Sr.- I think imma go out and buy one of these Jap trucks!
The standard greeting in dipshit culture.
Person 1: hmm you
Person 2: you
hmm you by cobramk3 September 25, 2019

cantankerous

Someone who is old and crabby. Annoys you to no end.
OZK was being cantankerous when he refused to tell me what I wanted to know.
cantankerous by JC Hats January 9, 2008

Reading Blindness 

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.
"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
Reading Blindness by vvaerea March 2, 2025
A kid with the best stroke game
Dang that was the best entrel
entrel by parool658 June 8, 2020

Republi-plant 

Social site posters who are paid by conservative hacks with small penises. It is meant to destroy any real conversation about our social/political system. This is used as a form of peer pressure in an attempt to suppress grass roots campaigns. The posts typically have little to do with the comment, and are meant to inflame and divert attention away from the issue being discussed by attempting to activate the caveman gene. Of course, now that we've discovered fire it tends to work less often than it did during the Texas White House years.
Poster: "The Dodd-Frank act is requiring Wall Street to clean up their act."

Republi-plant Response: "They shoulda called it the dick-fag act."
Republi-plant by Pranksterbtch September 10, 2011
A hot thot that have a IKEA fetish and wants to be filled with meatballs.
Hey vancey!
vancey: Omg hi, take me to ikea and fill me with meatballs!
vancey by Unweather October 18, 2018
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