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Partner Blindness 

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered
Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?
A small dried nugget of poo (or mixture of poo and underwear fluff) that is sometimes found clinging to the hair around the anus.
Mate, I didn't wipe my arse properly this morning and I've just pulled out the biggest Tegnut.
tegnut by craigfish November 25, 2015

fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass 

a phrase commonly used by white people trying to sound black. they will typically use outdated black terms along with this phrase hoping to impress their cool half black but really white/mexican "friends". the usage of this term will most likely result with the violator shanked or beaten. or screaming teeheenaynaysha.
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Tiffany: yo, bitches, what up?
Jennifer: omg. shut up Tiffany before you get yo ass beaten!
Tiffany: there be a fat cow mutha fucka up in yo ass.
Jequarius: bitch, whachu say?
Tiffany: TEEHEENAYNAYSHA!!!!!!

heli/copter

how closeted gay men refer to each other on the internet because they have no irl friends

they also use these pronouns as a code word for other gay men to dm them
“what are your pronouns?”
“heli/copter”
“ill tell my gay friend for you bud”
heli/copter by g0reph0bia July 5, 2021
Hey dude, you are han as fuck.
Jankikoi is walking like a Han.
Han by ThePunisher3000 July 24, 2017
a delightful piece of clothing usually worn by females as underware for their lower private parts. they are often made from silky fabrics such as silk, nylon, spandex, satin, and polyester, that allows outer clothing to slide easily and sensually across them. Some are decorated with lace and embroidery, and found in alluring colors like pink, light blue, lavender,black and bright red to further enhance their allure.
Danielle in hotel room she's sharing with Monica:" Those panties you're wearing are so cute and girly, I just love them!
Monica nude, but for her lace trimmed pink panties replies
"All of my panties are like these. They keep me feeling feminine and sexy. Would like to feel how silky they are?"
panties by lingerie sissy July 24, 2009
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