tegnut

A small dried nugget of poo (or mixture of poo and underwear fluff) that is sometimes found clinging to the hair around the anus.

Mate, I didn't wipe my arse properly this morning and I've just pulled out the biggest Tegnut.

by craigfish October 07, 2015

Craigfish

A one of a kind fish that only one person in the world has successfully caught. Her name is N.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A CRAIGFISH!!!

by Craigfish October 21, 2013