Definitions by craigfish

tegnut

A small dried nugget of poo (or mixture of poo and underwear fluff) that is sometimes found clinging to the hair around the anus.

Mate, I didn't wipe my arse properly this morning and I've just pulled out the biggest Tegnut.

tegnut by craigfish November 25, 2015

Craigfish 

A one of a kind fish that only one person in the world has successfully caught. Her name is N.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A CRAIGFISH!!!

Craigfish by Craigfish October 21, 2013