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Dick Diaper 

The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.
I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.
Dick Diaper by funkngonuts January 14, 2019
Hes a fedorolly that sucks at life. hes a goober and a bitch ass hoe. he only hangs with guys cause hes lowkey in the closet .
PTed by Dangerslays August 31, 2017
If you born on this day. You love to do that shit … all the time
Yeah bruh born on may 13 heard them foos love to do that shit.

“what shit?”

Suck dick
May 13 by Hearditdidntsayit May 12, 2022

Battlesex 

(v.) The act of violently throwing oneself upon and repeatedly thrusting an unsuspecting victim, often done to wake a sleeping victim up.

(n.) An activity involving a group of people participating in the above actions.

Battlesex often results in repeated attempts upon a selected target or target over several days, which sometimes results in "teams" forming and plotting how to successfully battlesex each other. Battlesex often occurs at camps where large groups of people are sleeping in the same room, or connected rooms, and sometimes evolves into a war of many battles, sabotage of sleeping arrangements and psychological warfare.
Paul: "Whoa, did you see that this morning? James got a big run-up and did a full bellyflop-to-battlesex on John"

Daniel: "Oh wow. I am SO gonna get him tonight when he goes to sleep. Nobody EVER expects BATTLESEX!
Battlesex by Spud of Doom December 9, 2008
Well, he used to be an asshole but now he's cool.
Laertis is racist.
laertis by Nuggetboi127 November 19, 2021
A word that makes perfect sense.
One minute its there, the next its scon.
Scon by ojf98 November 29, 2020
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