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prochoose 

v. remain the same in the number or amount of something
Friend: Hey! I heard that your favorite university is going to have a lot of applications this year, right? That may be really competitive for you!

Me: No, the number of applications prochooses this year, so no competition here, you read some bullshit I guess.
prochoose by ybnzl July 1, 2022
Valery means “pro” in Valery language. Her/his lover is Seth Or either Daniel.
Seth: omg Valery is so fucking hot

Daniel: I wanna cum on her

Seth: me first
Valery by TotallyNotCorpse March 29, 2022
This is an acronym. Definition: Fear Of Not Loving Your Pet Enough. Pretty straight forward conceptual understanding.
Today, while working, I realized I may have FONLYPE. I was saddened to think, my beautiful cat may love me more than I love her, creating a palpable FONLYPE. I was sad to have uncovered my FONLYPE, but alas, now I am able to focus on the love I express toward Suzanne and will make sure she understands she is loved deeply and equal to her love for me.
FONLYPE by Gimmedemsweets August 24, 2021
i need dick so bad, commonly followed by a moaning emoji
girl 1:omg indsb😩
girl 1:samee
indsb by cheekycuh July 1, 2024
"Hey,I met bow wow yesterday and he told me he wanna go with me" JK
jk by Taylor November 24, 2003

mathcounts

a set of math competitions where asian and indian kids answer math questions and try to avoid getting killed by their parents
Person 1: How was the mathcounts competition last weekend?
Person 2: It was horrible, my mom almost killed me for missing a question on taking the derivative of some polynomial.
mathcounts by yang gang 2020 December 21, 2019
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