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The most superior comeback. Can be used effectively against any other comeback, even the immortal "no u".
Dude 1: Ur mum gay
Dude 2: Ok and?
Dude 1: *instantly faints and collapses onto the floor*

Dude 3: That's pretty lame bro
Dude 4: No u
Dude 3: Ok and?
Dude 4: ...

The Tutton

Pulling a Tutton, its when a really white guy gets rejected by a close friend and asks out another girl (Usually merked) just to show off
Guy 1: Wanna go out
Girl 1: Nope were too close of friends

Guy 1: Wanna go out
Girl 2: Ok

Guy 1: Look at my merked shordy
Guy 2: Bro you just pulled The Tutton
The Tutton by Jacky J Dog June 15, 2018
The opposite of wish. If you were to wishn't for someone you would not want that thing.
I wishn't want to die today.
wishn't by Zlotz March 4, 2021

Get You Gone 

To kill or to get an adversary killed.
1. Dont worry you theiving son of bitch! I’ll get you gone sooner or later!

2. So he’s been lying this whole time??? I guess we’re gonna have to get that nigga gone.

3. With nothing to lose, i have absolutely no problem with getting you gone.

4. Im quick to get someone gone.
Get You Gone by speedracer310 June 29, 2018
No color is bland. Doesn't mean white, not the same thing.
That guy doesn't get mad at or about anything, what a bland.
Bland by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Doucheocrite 

The act of calling someone a douche for no good reason when you yourself is in fact the douche in the out come.
Tom: So I was at work today and some of my coffee spilled on my new jacket and everyone started laughing at me.

Mike: Wow that sucks.

Tom: Right, and if that wasn't bad enough Jerry in the cubical next to me called me a douche for no good reason.

Mike: Really he's such a "doucheocrite".
Doucheocrite by Dmedina April 6, 2011
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