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King's Threesome 

A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 man and 2 women. Ideally, the ladies involved should be bisexual and interact sexually with each other to some degree but this is not required. The two women may be completely hetero and have no contact or interaction with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the man. Any normal man who is legitimately attracted to women and finds himself blessed with such a spectacular bounty of female unicorns would NEVER decline to participate under either set of circumstances.

Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.

See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex

See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary

Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some
Tom: Dude! You won't believe what happened last night. You know that sexy girl who's been nagging me to bang her?

Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?

Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!

Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?

Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!

Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.
A hoodie that is for show rather than for function, meaning the actual hood doesn't quite cover your head. It should, but it doesn't.

Should + hoodie = "shoodie."
"You know, your shoodie would be a lot more practical in this rainstorm if you could pull the hood over your head."
shoodie by elvisthefish December 20, 2012

anticuado 

Spanish Outmoded. Slang term meaning uptight or seriously old customs or traditions. Not with what is current or in style.
Mi Apa es tan ANTICUADO que piensa que todos los morros en la calle son gangeros .

English translation : My dad is so anticuado that he thinks all youngster in the streets are gangbangers or thugs
anticuado by Raider Nico ELA June 4, 2009
1. porn, 'nuff said.
2. a fake-me-out James Bond played by some bald guy from The Fast and the Furious.
When your extremely educated friend says a word in English you don't know the meaning of
Swara is so educated
She Tharoored me in every sentence she says
tharoored by Killbuddy October 10, 2018

Yoselinda 

A kind person that likes food but if you steal her food she won’t even talk to you again and will hate you.
Someone: Yoselinda can I have some food

Yoselinda: No go buy your own food.

Someone: * Takes food*

Yoselinda: give me back my food don’t ever talk to me.
Yoselinda by Itachi babe October 11, 2021

Alt Tiktok 

The sensitive and hypocritical side of tiktok. Making jokes there will get you canceled
"Hahaha gay bad"
*gets canceled by lgbt alt tiktok users that totally don't make fun of straight white people*
Alt Tiktok by Troll9082 October 30, 2020
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