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Shakespeare

A poet, playwright and actor. Not a bard, as bards played musical instruments and were assholes. Also arguably the first emo fag who wrote poetry like a motherfucker.
"Williiam shakespeare was the greatest PLAY WRITERS of all time."
Shakespeare by Bendrson February 16, 2010
2-10-2 (or 2/10/2) is U.S. Navy slang for a female who is unattractive, but then becomes "attractive" when she joins the Navy. Women in the U.S. Navy (and the other branches of the U.S. military) generally get more attention than on land, because of the number of males to females.
"She was a 2 before going out to sea, a 10 out at sea, then back to a 2 when she returned."
"She's a real 2-10-2"
2-10-2 by Hamaad Iqbal May 23, 2018

Rapistberger 

Another name for Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger.
"Hey, Did you watch ESPN last night?
No, why?
The big ben Rapistberger just raped another girl?"
Rapistberger by DJ_f.a.m April 22, 2010

Albuquerque 

A shithole city full of intellectually retarded mainstream liberals. Literally 3/4 of the population is comprised of retarded pieces of trash trying to act trendy. The food is good and the cops won't arrest you just for having marijuana and a loaded firearm right next to each other in your glove box so this place definitely has those things going for it lol.
Albuquerque is exactly what Trump was talking about. An absolute shit hole.
Albuquerque by BicycleDay43 October 27, 2018
Demon that’s always horny and sexualizes everything😝
Be careful hanging out with Cuamez alone!!
cuamez by Chas McHugh October 28, 2021

cool clock, ahmed 

Something said when confronted with a piece of technology you know absolutely nothing about. Taken from the incident in which a teenager named Ahmed took a standard digital alarm clock, disassembled it and mounted it in a pencil box and took it to school where he was arrested for bringing a hoax bomb. He argued it was an "invention" and, subsequently, president Obama tweeted, "Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?"
"Hey man, check out my new dodecahedral focusing unit."

"Cool clock, Ahmed."
cool clock, ahmed by snacky95 December 14, 2015
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