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Urban Dictionary

A deregetory name used to insult people, when the user of said insult is of a lower intellegence than said recipient of said insult.
Jamie: You are a qweb!
Rick: At least I remembered to wear pants today.
Jamie: qweb.
Qweb by Kerpunk January 14, 2004

A.D.D dick

A term used to describe temporary male shrinkage caused by use of A.D.D medications
Dude I just went to the bathroom and realized I'm suffering from some serious A.D.D dick
A.D.D dick by Mmiller September 17, 2011
Omub is an acronym meaning oh my universal being. Mostly used by people who don’t believe in a god such as atheists as a replacement for omg( oh my god)
Omub... that was so close!
omub by Some kid hehe December 17, 2018

California Kickball Five Base League 

A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is groping. Third is a handjob or fingering. Fourth is a blowjob or eating out. And home is the obvious.

And for those people who happen to skip a base, they chill out at the pitchers mound.

And for those extra special people who are extremely innocent, they are still trying find their way to the field from the parking lot.
Joe couldn't get anywhere in the California Kickball Five Base League last night... his asian roommate was there.

swapping curry

The act of passing brown-tinted semen from the mouth of the felcher to the mouth of the felchee.
Swapping curry is the courteous finale in most European felching circles.
swapping curry by Silent P October 3, 2008

poop1210poop 

Poop1210poop is such a hottie and the best person to have sex with.
"I'm in love with poop1210poop"
poop1210poop by Sillybilly310 February 23, 2024
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