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Anthony Begyn 

also known as "the living god" or "the one that doesn't need to feel superior, because he is."
Anthony Begyn is a french insecure cyberbully who surfs on videos from fandoms revolving around mainly 8 to 13 year olds such as the Violetta or pokémon fandom, and finds people to insult and children to manipulate.

Begyn is also renowned for living in a constant state of illusion, inventing a life he could never acually live because of his utter absence of real social skills. His illusions include but are not limited to:
-being the boyfriend of Maddison Rooney (a character from a disney chanel show)
-having a reliant job that allows him to buy every single new gen gaming console and go to misspelled Seychelles during his hollidays
-having an appealing physical appearance
-having geek friends who can "geolocalize" you
-actually having friends at all.

Anthony Begyn is also infamous in the french pokemon comunity for trying to reaffirm his illusory superiority by challenging people in battles on the most irrelevant tier ever; Doubles Uber, and whining like a bitch when he loses. However, because he has been banned from Pokemon Showdown, he cannot challenge people anymore, and therefore pitifully tries to taunt people into challenging him.

tl;dr: this 26years old man is a complete cunt, an absolute retard, a mythomaniac narcissist, a paranoïac creep and very likely a pedophile, and should disappear off the face of internet forever, only remaining as a meme in distant memories.
bruh be careful, Anthony Begyn's going to ask his virtual girlfriend's virtual father who is a virtual cop to geolocalise you lmao

Wumbology 

The Study of all things Wumbo
see Wumbo
Steve is a Wumbologist of the highest degree, and knows of many wumbo things better than most
Wumbology by Rob October 16, 2004

fuckshot 

An ejaculatory expression of fluid from a penis (spunk, cum) that occurs as a result of sexual intercourse. However, this projection of ejaculate must occur outside of the body, with no further physical influence or assistance other than said intercourse.

To be clear, upon approaching climax, the male will remove his penis from the orifice he is penetrating at the crucial moment, and proceed to ejaculate without any physical assistance to his penis this creating a handsfree cumshot. This, is referred to as a fuckshot.
Fratboy 1: "So you came without her even jacking your cock off for the big finish?"

Fratboy 2: "Yep, just popped my cock out of her and blurted a nice heavy fuckshot all over her stomach. It's the only way to go!"
fuckshot by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009
He’s the kid that sits next to you in math class. He is kind of quiet, but every once in a while he responds to you and it’s beautiful. He will say something like “stop telling me that you took my nose it’s literally on my face” and “please shut up”. He always does his math sometimes and he most of the time is spaced out. He is secretly in the Russian mafia but he’s kind in the heart.
Aidan put away your phone

Aidan you can’t go to the bathroom

Hi Aidan, how was your weekend.
Aidan by Happinesshither May 7, 2019

Dishlicking 

The act of licking dirty dishes in the dishwasher (generally performed by an dog, but not necessarily)
When Dad opened the dishwasher, our mutt, Rufus, beelined towards it and began dishlicking.
Dishlicking by Ll@magurl123 April 25, 2021

Hate-Spooging 

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.
Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.
Hate-Spooging by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010
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