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knocked up 

1.When a man gets a women pregnant, usually not planned.
1st person:
Hey Jessica you look sad what wrong?
2 person: Well, I'm pregnant!
1st person: "oh shit girl you got knocked up."
knocked up by MariiJane April 24, 2009
The hottest, most shy guy in homeroom. His shyness is cute, but inconvienient if you want to talk to him.
friend 1: I tried to talk to Kyle today, but all I could think to talk about was math. I am so lame.
friend 2: Yes, you are quite lame.
friend 1: Thanks, I love you too.
Kyle by that girl in homeroom April 18, 2009
a crusty ass mf with crusty ass toes.
A: how's the weather today?
B: oh my god is that kuzuha's famous quote?? *swoons*
A: what the fuck bro how many times have you listened to his KING cover??
B: a lot...😳 😳 but have you heard of sanya's vampire cover though?😳

A: oh my god bro shes so hot HGHHHhhhghh WOOFWOOFBARKABARK
kuzuha by mystastoelicker January 26, 2022
U.S. Embassy: the one place you can find in every big town in any country, worldwide, where any U.S. Citizen immediately feels at home and can be sure to get the appropriate attention and service he knows: McDonald's
"If you don't have American snacks with you, you might be forced to sample local products. You might not enjoy these local treats as much as the ones you are used to, so don't take any chances. (...) -Use the Embassy"

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embassy by Mercator May 19, 2008
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I by a dream and 💔 July 10, 2024
I just had a tasty poop.
poop by Mewto34 April 30, 2012
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