splatch

Noun and Verb: The sound that shit makes when it hits the sidewalk or pavement. Also used to cite a sports, social, or professional failure.

(1) The US soccer team "splatched" on Thursday at the World Cup match against Ghana; (2) If you don't wear a smart suit to your job interview, you'll probably "splatch".

splatch by Daniel Nordic July 30, 2008

monster energy drink

The drink a Kyle would drink.

Kyle, how much MONSTER ENERGY DRINK have you consumed?

monster energy drink by yeah.1 July 13, 2019

Shizzle Can

Shizzle Can is a made up holiday in which people receive coal. Shizzle Can happened to fall on Christmas. Mofu Clausu is the person who brings the coal.

“Man, Shizzle Can is gonna be super exciting!”

Shizzle Can by ScrubbyTubby2 August 3, 2020

TALS

Acronym for "Thanks A Lot, Stoops!" Used by fans of the University of Oklahoma football team to disingenuously thank the overpaid head football coach Bob Stoops for another embarrassing loss to an inferior opponent.

As I watched Rashaun Woods running free behind the OU secondary, all I could say was "TALS".

TALS by Jayson530 May 2, 2008

banttastic

Fantastic banter. the best off all banter 'banttastic'

'Top quality banter absolutely banttastic

banttastic by Bigfodrob November 28, 2014

money

What makes the world go round

money is what makes the world go round

money by HarroI'mDahAsian December 29, 2012

opstrup

A guy that has a huge dong

"Hey do you know opstrup"

"Yeah he is the guy with the huge dong"

opstrup by Nick / Her April 25, 2022

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