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Acronym, "First Lady I'd Like to Fuck".
Refers to any wife of the President whose physical attributes make one want to take her to bed and sex her up.
Coined by "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart.
Dude 1: Fred Thompson's wife Jeri Kehn is a total FLILF.
Dude 2: Actually, the '08 election is starting to look like a FLILF festival.
FLILF by Cicero's Assassin January 5, 2009

Saxy time 

Guy: Sexy time!
Girl: Nope sorry, SAXY TIME!

Guy: Last night, I had the best saxy time ever.
Guy #2: I want saxy time too.
Saxy time by Hornyvirgins November 7, 2010
during intercourse, after a male ejactulates into his hand, he slaps the female in the face, and tells them that you're through, and that he is breaking up with her.
"he gave me the cobweb, instead of just telling me that we're through"
cobweb by george 117 January 14, 2008

comblapsinam 

..means 'what you chattin about man'
E.g.
person A: Why are you wearing my jacket?
person B: Comblapsinam? This is my jacket..just bought it yesterday.
comblapsinam by sonum April 8, 2007

Brain Shart 

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.
Brain Shart by grogboy June 19, 2016

Split knuckle 

A Vagina that you can clearly tell has been used to store drugs. Most commonly crack-cocaine
Yo man you can see that girls got split knuckle. I bet she’s had hella drugs in that cooch
Split knuckle by The Baby Whale January 25, 2019