Acronym, "First Lady I'd Like to Fuck".
Refers to any wife of the President whose physical attributes make one want to take her to bed and sex her up.
Coined by "The Daily Show" with Jon Stewart.
Dude 1: Fred Thompson's wife Jeri Kehn is a total FLILF.
Dude 2: Actually, the '08 election is starting to look like a FLILF festival.
during intercourse, after a male ejactulates into his hand, he slaps the female in the face, and tells them that you're through, and that he is breaking up with her.
"he gave me the cobweb, instead of just telling me that we're through"