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Urban Dictionary

Hamatashen 

Jewish dixie-biscuits. A sweet Jewish cookie probably for festive occasions but BJ’s wholesale clubs sells them in bulk for other White people. Anyone can like these cookies in my opinion. Maybe it’s a religious thing?
Let me rub the sensation of the sensuality that the desire and flavor that these hamatashens give me.
Hamatashen by MyPersonalPezDispenser November 15, 2019

dazai_is_hot 

a perfect person in downbadfornendousmom eyes also a very entertaining and great person
dazai_is_hot is so pretty

Make a sex wish 

A movement that works like the make a wish foundation that makes wishes come true for kind that are dying, but instead it is for teen who are dying and just want to get laid before they die and so it helps get them laid.
She works for make a sex wish.
Make a sex wish by The Fury 13 February 19, 2011

Blood moon 

A different way of saying that someone has started their period.
Did you see how Monica behaving today? I think the blood moon has risen for him
Blood moon by Pandalord2006 November 19, 2020

corner pocketing 

V. The act of inserting pool balls into a womans loose vagina and causing climax in which the pool balls fall into their appropriate pocket.
steve: hey mark what did you and stacey do last night?

mark: bent her over my dad's pool table and had some fun.

steve: no way dude, what did you do?

mark: can you say "corner pocketing"
corner pocketing by theonly1needed January 12, 2011

Mechanicsville 

Mechanicsville, VA. This is a country town that is rapidly expanding into Richmond. We used to be a primarily rural community, until Italian's from Jersey like me moved in and defiled the town. Now there are cars everywhere, and the roads aren't big enough to accomodate the growing population. Our only sources of entertainment in the ville are an AMF bowling ring and skate america. A couple redeeming quality's about mechanicsville are that you can buy drugs quite easily and cigarettes are the cheapest in the USA. Most of the people you speak to will say they want to get out of mechanicsville. It is not a land of opportunity, but a land of uneducated blue collar rednecks. Your employment options are either working at walmart, government jobs, or in a school. Our average income is something like 30,000 a year. It is nearly impossible to find yourself a women for the night unless if you travel down to the midway by Lee Davis, but most of the women there are 30+. Midway is our only adult source of entertainment, besides the endless amount of restaurants you see, which is why you see a lot of fat bastards walking around. Basically, if you stick around Mechanicsville, you will observe it's own decay, as I have in the past 10 years I've lived here.

You are surrounded by fat bastards, boredom, drugs, no women, and no source of entertainment. And worst all, Aunt Susan's cat giving birth to 3 kittens makes the front page.
1. It is beyond me why you would want to live in Mechanicsville. There is nothing going on but fat bastards and low paying jobs. And with the moulinyans spreading in from richmond the property values are going to plummet.

2. Fatass Redneck: So what are you doing tonight Buba Smith? Other drunk redneck: I don't know... let's go up to leroys barn and play with his chainsaws and fuck a couple cows up at west point.