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scorpion 

A member of the arachnid family, one of the oldest and most successful groups of animals on this planet. In fact, some think the first animal to leave the sea was an arachnid. Scorpions have lobster-like claws and a tail which arches forward over their backs, ends in a sting. It's that sting which means they are feared and detested, but in fact only a small minority of scorpions are dangerously venomous. Scorpions live in a variety of environments, from tropical to desert regions. As a rule, species with larger and stronger-looking pincers tend to be safer. For example, scorpions like the Emporer Scorpion, Black Forest Scorpion (a guest on 'Clive Anderson Talks Back') and Egyptian Gold Scorpion are safe to handle and are kept as pets. Meanwhile, the Death Stalker and Fat-tailed Scorpions (which have small, narrow pincers), are dangerously venomous. The earliest known scorpion fossils are something like 400 million years old. Two ancient scorpions, Brontoscorpio and Gigantoscorpio, are thought to have each been a metre in length. Whenever I watch a scorpion, I can't help feeling I'm viewing the events of 400 million years ago.
An Emporer Scorpion called Spike, looked large and dramatic, was harmless to humans. Within in few years she had become a grandmother. RIP Spike, and her family, the last of whom died a couple of years ago
scorpion by Stormsworder November 16, 2006
a type of cat
Pussy cat, pussy cat, Where have you been? "I've been to London to. Look at the Queen."
A band in Memphis TN, that plays blue, rock, and funk, and throws one HELL of a show.
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Tesco by Godfather February 17, 2005
NLLN means nigger lovers loving niggers. When you see an absolutely disgusting act of white guilt that no reasonable person would ever agree to, that's NLLN.
Hey I heard that some white lady was just found in South Africa where she was forced into prostitution by her black "boyfriend"

Oh that's just typical NLLN bro.
NLLN by Rubycalaber May 16, 2014

isle of wight 

An island off the south coast of England, the Isle of Wight is a land of beauty. It has a lot of nice seaside towns and they all have attractions. Some people equate it with being in England in the 1950s, but there's nothing wrong with that surely.
On the Isle of Wight there is a museum containing the skeleton of a Finback Whale (the second largest after the Blue Whale) which was washed up some years ago near The Needles.
isle of wight by Stormsworder December 7, 2006

That REAL Big Dick Energy 

‘ just trying to get everyone in on the come up
“Edwin has that REAL big dick energy for trying to get everyone in on the come up.”
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