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Snitchblade

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Snitchblade is a tool used by narcs, rats, or other people wishing to pass the buck (blame someone else) . When the snitchblade opens it makes the sound "snitch"
I pulledd out my snitchblade, and cut em.. ill be at home eating cheetos watching southpark. You can call if u want but call me collect im home
Snitchblade by Tittieboijr October 29, 2018
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lis 

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Laughing in silently.

If you are laughing but not out loud, dont type lol when you should be typig lis.

Its worse when you are on webcam and see the other person not laughing out loud and yet typing lol.
Example

webcammer1: lol
webcammer2 : But I dont see you laughing out loud, why are you saying lol?
webcammer1: Oh sorry, I meant ..
webcammer1: lis!
webcammer2: good girl
lis by moedefoe April 30, 2009

washed up 

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meaning its lame, its sucks; in order to be washed up, it must have been great at one time. This term was originally derived from students at UW-Lacrosse.
Ron Jeremy is an example of a washed up porn star. "Yer all washed up kid!" (something a boxing coach would say to his hungover boxer-in-training)
washed up by ceeps October 15, 2003

Lapjob

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Often mistaken by "Lapdance" for some people, lapjob is getting a girl to beat you in the penis with a laptop.
"Dude i just got a lapjob, it hurt like a bitch."
Lapjob by Foosili December 14, 2008

mplzqaonkwxsibjecduvhrfgyt 

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This is it. The end. You are done. You are completed.
Person 1: i'm gonna type mplzqaonkwxsibjecduvhrfgyt
Person 2: oh no what happened, are you ok
Person 1: *leaves chat*

Why Don't We 

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Why don't we is a popular boy... *coughs* MAN band. There are five men. Daniel seavey 20 years old, Zach Herron 18 years old, Jonah Marais 20 years old, Corbyn Besson 20 years old, Jack Avery 19 years old.
Real Fan: OH MY GOSH I LOVE WHY DONT WE. WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE. MINE IS DANIEL.

Fake Fan: I LOVE LOGAN.

Why don't we is amazing
Why Don't We by THOMAS SANDERS FAN September 25, 2018

Wiglett 

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A Pokemon with a strong resemblance to Diglett, often mistaken for a regional form.
Introduced in Pokemon Scarlet/Violet
Bob: "Look at this Wiglett I caught!"
Daniel: "Isn't that just Paldean Diglett?"
Wiglett by ARandomWiglett October 2, 2023
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