Weed

Marijuana AKA "Weed" is a substance to help one relax, calm down, relive ones self, or to stimulate the mind. It is not just for "wiggers" (which by the way is a racist term only used by one who is racist) who steal cars and create violence, it's a drug that EVERYONE consumes on a daily basis and people are just going to have to start accepting that. If Obama becomes the next president (which he probably won't because racism is still a major part of this country) marijuana is going to be legal!

Jim: Hey Bob, what are you doing after work?
Bob: I don't know yet, I've got a lot of work to do.
Jim: Well you should come over and toke it up with me!
Bob: Are you talking about smoking Marijuana?
Jim: Duh! Yes I'm talking about smoking weed moron...
Bob: No thanks, I don't do drugs.
Jim: You should come over and loosen up a bit, you've been a dick all week.
Bob: Shut the fuck up Jim before I report you the the manager!
Jim: *Sigh* I didn't know you were gay Bob...
Bob: What the hell are you talking about?

Weed by Inconsiderate Fool! August 20, 2008

Scandalistening

Someone that pretends to leave a room, fake sleep, or anything that shows indifference and inability to hear a conversation they are ease dropping on.

Careful what you say, because I bet that chick is pressed against the door scandalistening.

Look at that dude playing like he's sleeping, straight scandalistening.

Scandalistening by Silvershadowwolf68 February 7, 2018

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Cherry Dip-Shit

When you fuck a girl that's on her period so hard it makes you shit

That girl's pussy was so good....I did a Cherry Dip-Shit.

Cherry Dip-Shit by boosquared November 9, 2015

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ATM machine

Abbreviation Ass To Mouth Machine. Not to be confused with an Automated Teller Machine, which would be redundant. An Ass To Mouth Machine will, for a fee deducted from your card, perform the obvious sexual service.

No man, look for the sign that says ATM, not ATM Machine. The ATM Machine will just sodomize you and take your money.

ATM machine by 23049857234 October 19, 2008

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Schnortal

When you laugh while taking a load in the mouth and cum comes out of your nose.

He made a funny sound when he came in my mouth, and it made me schnortal. It burned like hell.

Schnortal by PapaGoat March 18, 2017

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potimistic

Being hopeful while you are stoned!

The act of believing something while you are high as fuck and not realizing that you are soon to forget what you are being hopeful about as soon as the THC leaves your body.

(while stoned)

(Josh)Yo I think I will get that Government job tommorow I mean I know they are going to drug test me but who knows I may pass!
(Travis) Way to be Potimistic bro!

potimistic by Lamzaney May 17, 2011

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Ritz Pack Minus 4

A phrase to describe a man with a huge penis. The size of a pack of Ritz crackers... after you've taken out 4 crackers.

"Hey, have you seen Joseph's dick?"
"No! I heard he has a Ritz pack minus 4, though."

Ritz Pack Minus 4 by Ritzabee December 21, 2008

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