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A highly unconventional and risqué intimate act between two men, involving the docking of their penises (where the foreskins or glans are pressed together) while simultaneously inserting a thin wooden or metal skewer into each other's urethra for added sensation or novelty. Often performed in jest or as an extreme dare, it combines elements of urethral play (sounding) with mutual genital contact, emphasizing trust, precision, and a shared sense of absurd adventure.

Prep the Players: Gather two willing participants (the "skewermates"). Ensure both are circumcised or have retractable foreskins for easy docking. Trim nails, shave if needed, and do a full hygiene ritual—urethras are sensitive real estate.
Select Your Skewers: Opt for smooth, sterile metal skewers (like medical-grade sounding rods, 4-6mm diameter) or polished wooden ones (bamboo cocktail skewers work in a pinch, but sterilize with alcohol). Length: 4-6 inches to avoid deep insertion risks. Lube 'em up generously with sterile water-based lubricant.
Positioning: Face each other standing or kneeling, legs apart for balance. Gently dock by pressing glans together—foreskin optional for that snug fit. Hold steady with one hand; think of it like syncing two USB ports.
The Insertion: Starting shallow (1-2 cm), one partner guides the skewer's tip into the other's urethral opening while maintaining dock contact

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