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shedpost 

A photo, video or body of text which is explicitly NSFW, consisting either nudity, gore, fedposting or any combination. Typically violating some form of TOS.
Hey Michael just posted a man getting impaled by a rod.
Oh he's shedposting again? I'll just ban him.
shedpost by Sanguine Pendulum August 18, 2020
Zelma, pretty brown skin girl with a Coca Cola shape, big boobs, slim stomach and cute ass..purrrr!! Zelma is caring and makes everyone around her laugh. Don’t piss her off though otherwise you will be in big trouble
We love Zelma
Zelma by brown cookies November 21, 2021

Jock Legend 

long off the tee but not with a big hooky topspin flight. anyone can hit it long with the hook. you have to be a beast in the gym and be willing to rip off the top in front of the ladies and know that you look great. proper ron burgandy i look good shit. also you have to be good with the ladies. proper charmer and have that twinkle in your eye when a nice lady walks by.
Going to play golf with some Jock Legends
Jock Legend by bossofthemoss June 28, 2011

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the highest level of boredom that can be comprehended you'd have to be either dead from boredom or in a shitty class at school.
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My friend: Holy fuck you must be bored
You're on the list
Person: I hate rap
Rap loving person: YOTL
YOTL by Jayem Katz July 13, 2018

Poncio Pilato

Filipino name for Pontius Pilate.
Termed for a person who washed his hands on anything.

Just like Pontius Pilate did to our Lord Jesus Christ when He was given to the Christ Killers for execution
Nag-Poncio Pilato ang Pangulo sa kaso ng presong si Bong.
Poncio Pilato by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Christianity 

a religion for people who were either brainwashed as children, ignorant, dumb as hell, or afraid to believe that maybe there isn't a god always looking out for you. And many of them are in denial about the millions of people that have been tortured and killed over it. The truth hurts, doesn't it?
if i ever succumb to christianity, i seriously hope someone chops my balls off.
Christianity by your soon to be ruler September 17, 2006
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