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catability 

Catability has the ability to be a cat and is also a cat lover. Cute and cuddly are two words to describe her. She may sound younger than you think she is because her voice sounds sweet as a kitten. She is just like a cat, really friendly and innocent but she can also be very annoying at times.
Do you know catability?
Yeah ofcourse I do, she's super sweet
catability by Eleanorlol November 23, 2021

Miss Circle

a pine tree made out of paper who will eat you if you get an f on your math test

also likes oreos
Miss Circle is the best teacher ever!!
Miss Circle by tripl3xmoons April 14, 2024

Mum text 

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether
Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"
Mum text by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
one of the best editors and #1 dinonara / #1 dino stan
Person 1 : do you know the person that is great at editing and is obsessed with dino?

Person 2 : oh that's my bestie .chqns
.chqns by lovewinwin April 18, 2022

Cluster Fuck 

A term used for gangbanging a girl or having a group orgy in one particular area ( a small room.)
Hey guys lets have a cluster fuck over Hilary's house.
Cluster Fuck by T-Bear May 6, 2005
Saiph is a unique person who always likes to keep to themselves. They are very handsome/beautiful and don't care what others say. They love to use discord and their partner is very loving and supportive!

Saiph is also a star in the Orion constellation!
"Hey Saiph, did you spot the Orion constellation last night?"

"Nope I did not."
Saiph by ILikeCaps June 16, 2021

pop the top 

To give birth via a c-section. The term first originated from "Datacom Dave" in June of 2010.
Well my wife has two more weeks to go before they lay her down and pop the top.
pop the top by Datacom Dave July 3, 2010
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