In it's purest form, the parson's gambit involves nothing more than a surprise attack while a man is in the irreversible throes of digestive egress. In other words, harassing a man while he is taking a shit. As it is commonly known that once a bowel movement has begun, no power on earth can stop it. The victim will therefore be forced to endure any and all schemes and embarrassments imaginable.

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A term given to a lame, uncool, and/or unintelligent individual. This a term commonly used by superior “Big Bosses”

term for when you mispell a word badly or barely, used mostly by people in the Cat Kirby's Corner Discord Server

the one reason not to use this site

It's that type of meme that you show to a friend, so he asks why anyone would find this funny.
But you are on such a high level of irony, you don't even care if it makes sense.
That's the joke of surreal memes.

(But it is a special kind of meme which probably won't get ruined by normies. The reason for that is that a normal person would not understand the joke so they wouldn't even try to steal it. None of their 9gag friends would consider it as funny.)