A greek poetess who expressed a strong loving emotion for some of her female pupils in several of her poems. Since she and her mates lived on the island of Lesbo, it lead to the namelesbian for an homosexual woman. Female homosexuality is also called saphism in reference to Sapho.
Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowlscholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.