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queersexual 

To be attracted to people of all genders, but only if they're homosexual; i.e. idiots who are unintentionally giving fodder to religious-right nutbags by making an obvious mental decision to be attracted to someone based entirely off of their sexual identities, which is in itself being attracted to the assumed image of that sexual identity.

Actually, no. You're bisexual. In fact, all humans are. Ask a psychologist. Sorry.
I identify as queersexual, because all those blonde sorority girls are saying they're bi now. I really need to seem interesting and different.
queersexual by really?!? April 25, 2011

*confusion*

When there is an emma on the all boys chat she texts this when confused cuz she think it’s cute.
The Boys: Yooo the new COD update is like 250 GB imma have to get a new xbox famnnnn. Bare Billy.

Emma: *confusion*
When you clog a toilet and ejaculate on top of the clog so that the sperm gets on the plunger
Person 1: “Yeah man I like to cumclog all the toilets in the women’s bathroom”
Person 2: “sick that’s pretty cool, bruh”
Cumclog by Isaactheclog February 18, 2020

Fall Guys 

Similar to an all boys boarding school, fall guys makes people unaware of the existence of the female race.
Friend: is it ok if my girlfriend plays with us
Fall guys player: are you having a stroke
Fall Guys by disfunctional monke November 6, 2022

jipped weed 

cheap weed. doesn't get u very high. sucks ass. makes ur night suck, instead of enjoying it being high.
Bob: "Yo dude, i smoked weed last night but it barely did anything."

Dude: "oh word? must've been some jipped weed."
jipped weed by M&Mz. May 16, 2010
Random Ass Boner.
Matt was on the cherry picker and Nick smacked him in the RAB.
RAB by Nick Rinke January 27, 2009
She is a caring person that listens to all your problems and is always there for you. She is a beautiful, strong, caring person. Though she has been through a lot, she always keeps a beautiful; bright smile on her face. Her personality is as unique as her name. She can be weird at time but is always fun to be around with. She has a kind and pure heart that cares for single one of her friends. She is very smart at school. She is a keeper and if you even to have a friend like her, consider yourself blessed.
Daeilynna is so caring and beautiful. I want to be and look just like her.
Daeilynna by bunny ears November 27, 2019
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