Diddy Dave

A midget at work who thinks its clever to have a cup of coffee every half an hour. Originally he had one every hour but when a colleague commented on his high caffeine intake he instantly decided to double it, desperately clutching at the opportunity to be thought of as something other than the office short arse.

Tracey: Ooh look Dave's going for another coffee. He's addicted.

Diddy Dave's thoughts: Great! If I carry on like this for a few years they'll all think of me as the hilarious coffee guy instead of the short-arsed loser I really am.

Diddy Dave by Supernatural England August 12, 2009

wocka wocka

When a girl sucks a man penis.

My mom always tells me if u wocka wocka you'll wake up wit lumps on your lips.

wocka wocka by Lacooka January 26, 2008

Linsday

Linsdays is the best girl u will ever meet. She's a best friend a great wifey and a great listener she's beautiful and caring

Linsday by Masanch2 July 30, 2018

Kourtnie

Kourtnie is a beautiful person inside and out.She is smart pretty and full of life.She works hard for whatever she want.Kourtnie will be very successful because of the family that she has and the drive to have a great life. She is a sweetheart till you get on her bad side.She love the color purple and Minnie mouse.You will be lucky to meet kourtnie.

K💜kind O 💜outgoing U💜unique R💜 Rare T💜 talented N💜Neat I💜Intelligent E💜Everything KOURTNIE KOUTNIE YEA THAT'S ME

Kourtnie by Yoshibabi August 10, 2017

max-vosper

In ancient times this name was given to the champion of a certain contest. The contest winner would have had to fuck as many dogs/flamboient homosexuals in 30 minutes as possible. The first max-vosper held the record for sticking his cock in as many as 58 dogs! Centuries later this name has evolved into a person who is incredibly "faggish" and who would one day dream to have middle aged male celebrity Justin Timberlake sucking their cock. Please, to all whom this applies to, if you by happen to run into or/are friends with a max-vosper, invite them over for a sleepover and ejaculate into their mouths while they are sleeping. People might go as far to say that the "faggot Japanese" are more respected than people named max-vosper.

Boy 1-"Dude I swear I walked into the library yesterday and I saw max-vosper drinking a cup of his dog's semen."

Boy 2-" Oh well that explains why he was wacking off his dog the other day"

max-vosper by Dick T.Rickle February 19, 2008

shayini

certified hottie. super cool and smells like playdough and falooda.

damn that’s a shayini over there next to harris j😍

shayini by trappygremlin November 22, 2021

Skew'dat

It originated from the phrase "screw that." It means to "srew that" as in saying "I'm not going to do that."

Tina: "Well skew'dat, I'm not going to the party is she is."

Skew'dat by Trisha Tansey September 9, 2008

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