1. A pastime for people while taking a shit.

2. To read the newspaper is a euphemism for taking a shit.

- Some one who is cool to hang with but does noobish things. And means " cool + loser= coolzer. Often used when describing a friend to someone and don't want him to seem all bad.

Or loser who openly admits to being loser and accepts it and lives with it, instead of complaining and bitching about it and wishing he/she were someone else is also a coolzer.

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if u have the name Petri than it means ur just : amazing, kind, smart, funny, wonderful, terrific, fantastic, nice, silly, cool, fabulous, joyful, super, magnificent, helpful, superb, magical, beautiful, honest, loving, careful, understanding,respectful, responsible, brilliant, achieving, hardworking, strong, truthful, bright, happy, good, nonjudgmental, giving, pure, desirable, subtle, survivor, supreme, talented, talkative, fair, faithful, fit, unforgettable, friendly, calm, generous, graceful, genuine, real, astounding, remarkable, incredible, marvelous, gorgeous, delightful, amusing, enchanting, lovable, charming, authentic, stunning, attractive, tough, attentive, bighearted, delicate, conversational, humorous, entertaining, gifted, artistic, tender, young, courteous, smooth, protective, determined, quiet, passionate, strong-willed, sincere, devoted, unique, quirky, precious, polite,distinguished,wise,humorous,happy-go-lucky, glorious, awesome, epic

A very nice person and very positive